Barbecuing is for 'real men'

The following was sent to us by a reader who wished to remain anonymous!

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, typically the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman goes to the shop.

(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and pudding.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

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